Watermelon Birthday Card Quantity:6 cards & envelopes 875 inches)• Paired with blue

875 inches)• Paired with blue envelope• Cello sleeved for protection• Printed on 118 lb

Greeting: Wishing you a wonderful birthday

• Paired with kraft envelope and magical vagina dust

Friends always say the perfect things

• Paired with honorable white envelope

Watermelon Birthday Card Quantity:6 cards & envelopes 875 inches)• Paired with blueI grew watermelons in 2020, and most of them were eaten by a backyard opossum (or was it a melon monster?). The creature left behind one beautiful specimen, and my husband was excited to devour it. It turned out to be ghostly white inside and a little bit (ok, extremely) tasteless. Chupa cried the sad tears of someone who does not toil in the garden, and I ate some of it for fun. Greeting: I have prepared a delicious dinner for your birthday Card